buzz lightyear’s best castiel impersonation
this is me saying jugenmujugenmugokonosurikekaijarisugemosugematsuunraimatsufuraimatsukurunetokoronisuremotokoroyaburakoujinoburakoujipaipopaipopaiponoshuringashuringanogurindaigurindaigurindainoponpokupiponpokunanochoukyuumeinochousuke
SCREAMING
OH MY GOD I DIDN’T THINK IT WAS ACTUALLY POSSIBLE.
ASLKDJASKLJJASKFJALSKD I WANT TO DO THESE THINGS
what do people even SAY during sex????
pitbull lyrics
yeEAAAeaaAHHHH que no pare la fiesta DONT STOP THE PAAARRTTTAYYYYY
walkdownthestreetlikeafckingstar:
And that’s when you knew London wasn’t a complete ditz.
what if she was just witch and she just didn’t understand the muggle world
That explains why we never saw her parents… they were probably too busy with their jobs in the Ministry… 0_o
LONDON’S A SQUIB
BUT WAT IF SHE WASN’T
WAT IF SHE ACTUALLY HAD POWERS BUT HID THEM
GRADUATED FROM HOGWARTS EARLY
AND INTERNED IN OUR WORLD BECAUSE SHE WANTED TO WORK WITH MUGGLES
IT WOULD EXPLAIN WHY SHE FOUND IT DIFFICULT TO USE SO MANY MUNDANE MUGGLE OBJECTS
my highschoolstuck headcannons
Rose "Quietly sits in the back corner writing fan-fiction in class but somehow manages to pull an 'A' " Lalonde
Jade "tried to wear cat ears to school the first day but was told to take them off because they were a distraction" Harley
John "started planing his class's senior prank in seventh grade. " Egbert
Dave "sits in the back of the class, quietly rapping about what the teacher is talking about to make everyone siting around him bust out laughing" Strider
Karkat " 'lets NOT talk about my medication and how much I have to take just to deal with you ass holes without jumping off the humanities building!' " Vantas
Aradia "goes to a different foreign country every summer vacation with her family" Megido
Tavros "Breaks something else the day after he gets his cast off" Nitram
Sollux "The Best Buy employee from hell" Captor
Nepeta "speaks in the third person and will not respond to her real name" Leijon (I mean empress ice-fang)
Kanaya "Has never worn an outfit she didn't hand make." Maryam
Terezi "somehow manages to wear something red everyday even though she is completely blind and dressed herself. we don't know how she does it." Pyrope
Vriska "gets into or starts a fight at least once a week" Serket
Equius "he IS the school wrestling team" Zahhak
Gamzee "Painted a giant goat on the side of his van for unknown reasons" Makara
Eridan "Founder of an unsuccessful yacht club" Ampora
Feferi "practically owns her own aquarium" Peixes
wibbly-wobbly-timeywimeystuff:
gayest sport on earth
somebody’s obviously never heard of turkish oil wrestling
WHAT
OH MY GOD I AM CRYING
you have not LIVED until you’ve seen live Turkish oil wrestling.
why is he putting his hand in his pants
That’s how you win. By securing a grip on the “kisbet” (the special type of pants the wrestlers wear) and then pinning the opponent is how victory is achieved. The loser will then kiss the victor’s hand as a sign of respect and admiration.
that sport was so made up as an explanation for two guys getting caught going at it
